It’s hard for me to find anything wrong with Hank‘s logic. 
However, if you are an upstanding citizen (or a lowdown one, we ain’t picky) and you have a strong desire to give to charity but would rather use someone’s else’s considerable fortune in which to do so then, hey, have I got a deal for you!
My good friend, Bearman, is not only an insightful social diva and editorial cartoonist, he is also a philanderer philanthropist of the highest order.
Each year, Bearman spearheads a charity drive that helps benefit a great number of charities in his area. The swell part about his generous nature is that he will make his donations based upon your social acitivities!
That’s right! Bearman will pour out his hard-earned moola if you will do your part to help spread the part about his philanthropic efforts.
So, coming from Bearman‘s very own snout mouth, here’s the skinny on what you can do to run his pockets ragged:
“I will donate the indicated amount for each thing that you do in the month of May:
$10 – For any cartoonists who uses ME in a cartoon in their strip. Use “BEARMAN” somewhere in the toon. Maybe it’s a character’s name, a name on a bar sign in the background, integrating my green haired gravatar into a background character or even loosely as “Check out that Bear, man!”
Be sure to link back to this post so I know to include you in my tally.
I know some of you work with a buffer so if you plan to post after May just contact me and let me know and I will add it to the list.
$5 – Blog about my challenge to your readers and link back to this entry in your post
$1 – Circle/Follow me on Google Plus. Currently I have 70,495 followers.
If by some luck I hit the max payout and your are a cartoonist willing to utilize me/my name in your strip but haven’t posted yet, just let me know and I will still count those as part of the match money to Crayons 2 Computers. Thanks for your continued support.”
So, what are you waiting for? Go spread the word about this guy’s goodwill and do your best to leave him penniless at the end of May. I’m gonna do all I can.
And also, be sure to check out Bearman‘s website anyway for some of the funniest, most thought-provoking opinions on the internet. You won’t be sorry.
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